Taken from the Calgary sun,
LAUGH A LITTLE
Jimmy the old snake went to see his optometrist.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes," explained Jimmy. "I can't see well these days." The optometrist fixed Jimmy up with a hip pair of horn-rimmed glasses and told him to come back in a couple of weeks for a follow-up visit."
"I'm very depressed, doc," Jimmy complained.
"What's the problem?" asked the optometrist. "Didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine," Jimmy wailed. "But I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past two years!
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